You damn kids!

Synopsis: College kids are so dumb and drunk all the time - and there's so many of them here! And most of them are gone now, so places are less crowded! Let me paint for you a picture of such Madison hidey-hole landmarks as "State Street" and their appeal with fewer people. And did I mention you can shop for groceries more easily now? Good thing those damn kids aren't here to funnel money into the state economy step on my lawn! When I decided to live in Madison I didn't realize it would be, y'know, a college town or anything.

EDIT: And this comment Isthmus' editorial staff deemed fit for publication. Disgusting.

I live downtown and really don't mind windowshopping the fresh crop of taut young fleshbuckets that swarm into town every year like a plague of dumb attractive locusts.
But once they've gained 15 pounds and are temporarily exterminated, there are some nice changes...

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BTW Isthmus, maybe if you employed more of those rowdy college kids (who are willing to work for nothing) your front page graphics wouldn't look so shitty.